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SLKF Student Jokes

 

  1. David - "Say the colors of the American Flag, but you can't say black."

    2. Jarred - "Red, white, and blue."

    David - "You lost, I said you can't say blue."

    Jarred - "But you said I can't say black."

    David - "I got you!"

  2. Why didn't the skeleton go on his date?

    3. Because he didn't have any guts.

  3. Why did the girl throw her clock out the window?

    4. She wanted to see time fly.

  4. Why did the chicken cross the rode?

    5. To prove that he wasn't a chicken.

  5. What is the best time to go to the dentist?

    6. At tooth-hurty.

  6. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

    7. Because he didn't have the guts.

  7. What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

    8. A teacher says spit out your gum and a train says choo-choo.

  8. The teacher gave every student a lollipop. They could taste the lime and cherry, but couldn't figure out the honey. The teacher said, "It's something that your mom calls your daddy?" One boy yelled, "Spit it out, it's a fat moose!"
  9. Your house is so dirty; your vacuum cleaner has 4-wheel drive!

SLKF students may send jokes for this web page through their homeroom teachers. 

More Jokes

  1. What has 18 legs and catches flies?

    2. A baseball team.

  2. Why did the ballplayer bring rope to the game?

    3. He wanted to tie the score

  3. What do you call a cat at the beach?

    4. Sandy Claws.

  4. What does a shark eat with peanut butter?

    5. Jellyfish.

  5. What do you call a fish with two knees?

    6. A two-knee fish.

  6. What happened to the camper who swallowed a flashlight?

    7. He hiccuped with delight.

  7. How do you stop a fish from smelling?

    8. Hold its nose.

  8. What part of a fish weighs the most?

    9. Its scales.

  9. What gets wetter the more it dries?

    10. A towel.

  10. If you found two five-dollar bills in the pocket of your bathing suit, what would you have?

    11. Someone else's bathing suit.

  11. What letter is an insect?

    12. B.

  12. Why is tennis such a noisy game?

    13. Because each player raises a racquet.

  13. Why do spiders make good outfielders?

    14. They catch flies.

  14. Why did the little boy put suntan lotion on the chicken?

Because he liked dark meat.*

*Calmenson, Stephanie. 101 Silly Summertime Jokes. New York, NY: Scholastic Inc., 1989.

 

  1. What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

    2. Close the door, I'm dressing.

  2. What is smarter than a talking horse?

    3. A spelling bee.

  3. How do you know oysters are lazy?

    4. They are always in their beds.

  4. What has teeth, but never eats?

    5. A comb.

  5. Why are fish so smart?

They live in schools.*

*Calmenson, Stephanie. The Giggle Book - Favorite Riddles. Milwaukee, Wisconsin: Gareth Stevens Publishing, 1994.

 
  1. What is the only coat you put on wet?

    2. A coat of paint.

  2. What kind of clothing does a house wear?

    3. Address.

  3. What kind of music do computers like best?

    4. Disc-o.

  4. What did the bored Coke bottles do for amusement?

    5. They played "Follow the Liter."

  5. What do you call a skeleton that won't do any work around the house?

    6. Lazy bones.

  6. What did the marathoner feel after losing the race?

    7. She felt the agony of de feet.

  7. What becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?

    8. Your breath.

  8. What is the difference between Prince Charles and a football?

    9. One is heir to the throne; the other is thrown to the air.

  9. What is a boxer's favorite beverage?

    10. Punch.

  10. What do you call people who keep a calculator in their trouser pocket?

Smarty pants.*

*Rovin, Jeff. 500 Hilarious Jokes for Kids. New York, NY: Penguin Books USA Inc., 1990.

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